You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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