I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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