Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Someone came in the potted fern
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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