should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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