big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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