Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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