Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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