We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
