She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
You should frame my arrest warrant.
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