No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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