I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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