The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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