New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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