UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
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