hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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