why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm determined to sit on that face.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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