As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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