You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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