you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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