He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
True but thats because hes a fetus.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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