I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
