she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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