I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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