i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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