i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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