Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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