It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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