hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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