I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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