he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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