Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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