Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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