the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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