nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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