just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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