dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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