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My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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