I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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