My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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