quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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