im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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