Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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