I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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