just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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