I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
love makes seman taste better
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
