the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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