some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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