dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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