I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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