I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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