I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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