I skipped work to stalk him.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
