I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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