Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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